teasing the boys in the club like
life hack: spend your student loans on new clothes. you’ll still be just as poor and you’ll look a lot better
do squirrels think about stuff
no because they’re so darn stupid
I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here.
But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care."
waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”